It was so rude of me

Sauerkraut: Hey I just wanted you to know how rude it was of me to even try to make your acquaintance It was so rude of me to even think that I could be your friend For this I am truly deeply honestly sorry

Will you ever forgive me 


Dearest Sauerkraut,
What the ????  I don't typically swear but it is guys like you that make me want to.  I searched through my inbox 5 times to see if I've received any other correspondence from you.  I'm afraid I have to report that you've never emailed me in the past.  But, you've just confirmed for me that we will probably never be friends.  If you feel that every girl you email (if you do email) will fall in love with you and immediately email you back, you are sadly mistaken.  Sauerkraut, the email you DID send me WAS rude.


Confused but saved from one more email I need to write,
Ardi-K