What would u like to chat about

Scrambled Egg: hello there.... lets chat... u seem like a nice person to become friends with...
Ardi-K: Thanks! How was your weekend?
Scrambled Egg: It was good. Urs? May I text you? Faster way to get to know each other
Ardi-K: Actually, I feel more comfortable right now just emailing.
Scrambled Egg: What would u like to chat about

Really?!?  This oddly feels like a first date (blind date) I had where the guy picked me up and then asked me where I wanted to go for dinner - AFTER I got in the car.  


**sigh**

Do You work out?

Hi There! I am: Lettuce, Ok, I'm not following your use of sentence structure... but keep going... I am a Sovereign, LDS! Not sure what this means... but keep going... I like Your profile, and you are VERY Pretty! Your eyes totally own me! :-)  Wait, you forgot a space before this line... I would love to get to know you! I am wondering, What gives you the most fulfillment in life? Do You work out? What are You looking for in a Man? What are Your Hopes and Dreams? Please feel free to ask me anything! I hope to hear from You soon! Love, Lettuce, :-) PS: Your smile makes ME smile! :-) Dear Lettuce, The style like Haiku Looking for patterns in the structure My head shakes in wonder Mother Nature is laughing Love, Ardi-K

It was so rude of me

Sauerkraut: Hey I just wanted you to know how rude it was of me to even try to make your acquaintance It was so rude of me to even think that I could be your friend For this I am truly deeply honestly sorry

Will you ever forgive me 


Dearest Sauerkraut,
What the ????  I don't typically swear but it is guys like you that make me want to.  I searched through my inbox 5 times to see if I've received any other correspondence from you.  I'm afraid I have to report that you've never emailed me in the past.  But, you've just confirmed for me that we will probably never be friends.  If you feel that every girl you email (if you do email) will fall in love with you and immediately email you back, you are sadly mistaken.  Sauerkraut, the email you DID send me WAS rude.


Confused but saved from one more email I need to write,
Ardi-K

Perhap everthing to gain

Radish:
Have you found your prince charming.
No
Maybe I can help I know a guy , a nice guy , good looking or so they say, hard working , giving. caring, intelligent, spiritual, and a few others that would like to treat you out. He is about six one in good shape and loves the outdoors. What do you have to loose? Perhap everthing to gain.
Have an awesome day!
from Radish your p...  


I'm not sure what else to say so I'll let Radish's email speak for itself.
Still searching for my p.... Ardi-K

[They're not ALL bad]

Lest you think that all our encounters with men are ridiculous, I (Ardi-K) felt the need to include this post to inform the one potential person that might accidentally find this site and reads these posts that not ALL the guys we interact with are bad.  In fact, some of the guys we meet are deliciously intriguing, witty, funny, smart, handsome.... you get the picture.  They make us want to come back for more. They make us feel that maybe all the other times of dealing with the ridiculous is worth the pleasure of finding someone who just works with you. 


But, in reality, this site is our dumping ground of the absolutely inane things that we get from the guys that don't fit the profile above.  You'll probably never hear about the good (let's be honest, they aren't the "leftovers"), and the bad will be intermingled with the ugly.   We're not trying to be (too) cynical, we're just giving you reality, folks. 


That's just the way it is.


Hoping he'll call again, Ardi-K

I am willing to unleash the grovel

It has been a while since Ardith and Janice have posted about their lives in the wonderful world of dating leftovers.  However, an email today sparked that inner voice that said "You've GOT to post this, even if no one ever reads it."  Why, you might ask? It's because sometime in the future, we (Ardi-K and Jani) will come back and read the things guys say... and laugh until we cry because it really is so ridiculous.  So, without further ado, here is the email that prompted a renewal of Dating Leftovers.


Pinenut:  You know I am not above begging or groveling to get a beautiful girls attention. Do I need to beg or grovel, cause I am willing to unleash the grovel to get you to respond!! :)

Hope you had a great Sunday!! :)


Oh, Pinenut.  Where do I begin?  I know, in all fairness, you are really just trying to win my heart... or say something to inspire me to write back.  But, I don't even know what to say except for... we ALL feel desperate sometimes (possibly many times) in our lives but an overt showing of desperation on this scale actually prompts me to run the other way.
Peace out - Ardi-K