Perhap everthing to gain

Radish:
Have you found your prince charming.
No
Maybe I can help I know a guy , a nice guy , good looking or so they say, hard working , giving. caring, intelligent, spiritual, and a few others that would like to treat you out. He is about six one in good shape and loves the outdoors. What do you have to loose? Perhap everthing to gain.
Have an awesome day!
from Radish your p...  


I'm not sure what else to say so I'll let Radish's email speak for itself.
Still searching for my p.... Ardi-K

[They're not ALL bad]

Lest you think that all our encounters with men are ridiculous, I (Ardi-K) felt the need to include this post to inform the one potential person that might accidentally find this site and reads these posts that not ALL the guys we interact with are bad.  In fact, some of the guys we meet are deliciously intriguing, witty, funny, smart, handsome.... you get the picture.  They make us want to come back for more. They make us feel that maybe all the other times of dealing with the ridiculous is worth the pleasure of finding someone who just works with you. 


But, in reality, this site is our dumping ground of the absolutely inane things that we get from the guys that don't fit the profile above.  You'll probably never hear about the good (let's be honest, they aren't the "leftovers"), and the bad will be intermingled with the ugly.   We're not trying to be (too) cynical, we're just giving you reality, folks. 


That's just the way it is.


Hoping he'll call again, Ardi-K

I am willing to unleash the grovel

It has been a while since Ardith and Janice have posted about their lives in the wonderful world of dating leftovers.  However, an email today sparked that inner voice that said "You've GOT to post this, even if no one ever reads it."  Why, you might ask? It's because sometime in the future, we (Ardi-K and Jani) will come back and read the things guys say... and laugh until we cry because it really is so ridiculous.  So, without further ado, here is the email that prompted a renewal of Dating Leftovers.


Pinenut:  You know I am not above begging or groveling to get a beautiful girls attention. Do I need to beg or grovel, cause I am willing to unleash the grovel to get you to respond!! :)

Hope you had a great Sunday!! :)


Oh, Pinenut.  Where do I begin?  I know, in all fairness, you are really just trying to win my heart... or say something to inspire me to write back.  But, I don't even know what to say except for... we ALL feel desperate sometimes (possibly many times) in our lives but an overt showing of desperation on this scale actually prompts me to run the other way.
Peace out - Ardi-K

If this doesn't warrant some chatting time, I don't know what will.

Turnip: Ok so I see that you've looked at my profile...we've served our missions in the same country. It looks like that's not gonna do it.

Here's one more...I used to work for -----. I sold -----. I was in the thick of it all when it was going down.

If this doesn't warrant some chatting time, I don't know what will.

Anyway...lots to talk about...lol.

It must be destiny, my dear Turnip, DESTINY.  I'm not sure why I didn't see it before.  Serving missions in the same country and possibly working in the same industry means that we should get together. Wait... you forgot that we are both single too.  Usually that's the first, and only, criteria people use to warrant the blind date hook up.  You gave me TWO MORE reasons.  "Lots to talk about."  I'm not sure I need anything else. Wait... I can you explain the use of lol at the end?  I'm perplexed.  Should I be laughing at the reasons you gave for us to get together?

Destiny bound,

Ardi-K

watsup grandma

Dogmeat: watsup grandma

Like my sister in Zion, JKP, this potential suitor must be related to Horsemeat.  You can read about him here.  This was all he wrote, and it wasn't even in the body of the email.  It was all in the subject line.  Dogmeat lists his age as 91 so luckily I'm not looking for a grandpa.  Apparently he's looking for a great-great-grandma instead of my special awesomeness which is 75 years younger than him (give or take some years in there).

Looking in my century,
Ardi-K

You Can Always Delete Me... But You Won;t:)

Cheeze-It:

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check the link above How sweet of him to think of using a YouTube video to try to plead his case and help jog my apparently faulty memory. [The hyperlink was deactivated to preserve the anonymity of Cheeze-It.]

this is me... I'm on FBook Cheeze-It..

Since I have tried for a year with you... ;) [Lest you think I'm a horrible person for not responding to him for a WHOLE year, see my response below.]

Ardi-K:  Really, are you sure you've emailed me before? I don't remember your pictures or your profile...

Cheeze-It:  I'm pretty sure... check me out on fbook... Check, check.  Sorry, Cheeze-It, I don't remember you. At. All.

You can always delete me... but you won;t:) Did the Spirit confirm this for you? You say it with such assurity.   

Cheeze-It

Gentle Whisperings,
Ardi-K

"are you a true trojan?"

Horsemeat:  "are you a true trojan?"


That's all he wrote folks.  What does a girl say to an "email" that consists of one stupid question that could go multiple nasty directions?  And the only man who can get away with skipping capitalization is e.e. cummings...who never would have asked a girl such a naughty question.

-JKP

Jani- young men should NOT be writing these kinds of things, and especially to YOU!  My spirit is mortified.