Sunday, April 28, 2013
How old do you date?
How old do you date?
I was wondering if you are interested in dating someone that is 40?
Thanks,
Buttercream Frosting
You may disqualify me if you want to bear children
Good morning, beautiful woman
I am very interested in you. You may disqualify me if you want to bear children (I'm done), but, otherwise, I think we have wonderful potential. We match on so many levels - most importantly the Gospel (and eating!).
Arizona wants you. And I AM feeling lucky.
May I call you?
Warmly,
Wasabi Peas
555.505.5599
I am very interested in you. You may disqualify me if you want to bear children (I'm done), but, otherwise, I think we have wonderful potential. We match on so many levels - most importantly the Gospel (and eating!).
Arizona wants you. And I AM feeling lucky.
May I call you?
Warmly,
Wasabi Peas
555.505.5599
I will, and I will not
I will, and I will not
-- Out eat anyone. But I'll do it with style, too. My job is to know about swanky restaurants, new bakeries, and the best divey food along the Wasatch Front. Eating is a way of life in my world.
-- Go to New Mexico. I have a coworker named Howie who lives there. And who wouldn't want to visit a friend who goes by Howie?
-- Bombard you with photos of hiking and backpacking trips even if I know your interest is feigned. But only for a second. Then I'd much rather just go outside and DO the hiking trips.
-- Ask you about health reform.
-- Always put the gospel first. Always. Period.
I WILL NOT:
-- Go to jail.
-- Wear lip gloss (probably), stilettos (definitely) or flip-flops (unless at the beach or pool, thankyouverymuch).
-- Be satisfied with boring when there is so much to be seen, tasted, visited, touched, felt, and experienced in this world.
-- Ever understand people who obsess over professional wrestling.
-- Be someone I am not. So who am I? A fella whose life is centered tightly around the gospel and full of fun, food, happiness, baked goods, service, adventure, and a little mischief.
Thwack! Ball's in your court...
Pretzel
-- Out eat anyone. But I'll do it with style, too. My job is to know about swanky restaurants, new bakeries, and the best divey food along the Wasatch Front. Eating is a way of life in my world.
-- Go to New Mexico. I have a coworker named Howie who lives there. And who wouldn't want to visit a friend who goes by Howie?
-- Bombard you with photos of hiking and backpacking trips even if I know your interest is feigned. But only for a second. Then I'd much rather just go outside and DO the hiking trips.
-- Ask you about health reform.
-- Always put the gospel first. Always. Period.
I WILL NOT:
-- Go to jail.
-- Wear lip gloss (probably), stilettos (definitely) or flip-flops (unless at the beach or pool, thankyouverymuch).
-- Be satisfied with boring when there is so much to be seen, tasted, visited, touched, felt, and experienced in this world.
-- Ever understand people who obsess over professional wrestling.
-- Be someone I am not. So who am I? A fella whose life is centered tightly around the gospel and full of fun, food, happiness, baked goods, service, adventure, and a little mischief.
Thwack! Ball's in your court...
Pretzel
The mission of love
First Email
So if I could gave one thing, and only one thing, it would be love!!!!
Ciao amore!
PS I did serve in Italy, the mission of love
Second Email
I'll take you skiing to xxx..
I've been skiing there for over 15 years and love it! (not to mention all the other cool places in this amazing state!)
I hope you take me up on the offer....I promise it will be a blast!
So if I could gave one thing, and only one thing, it would be love!!!!
Ciao amore!
PS I did serve in Italy, the mission of love
Second Email
I'll take you skiing to xxx..
I've been skiing there for over 15 years and love it! (not to mention all the other cool places in this amazing state!)I hope you take me up on the offer....I promise it will be a blast!
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