Let's end the madness

We chatted TWO years ago. Here we are, still single, still looking.

Let's end the madness, end the solitude, and talk - may I call you?

Love your profile. We really do have much in common (even our attitude toward socialism, etc.).

Hoping to hear from you. Still.

Mad Mac Macaroon
555.505.5599

Get on with life

 Let's talk. Meet. Get on with life. Thrive. Find JOY. Together.

I am special and know who I am

My name is Matthew, is there anything about the small amount of info on my profile that seems your type. you are beautiful, and you have kind and wonderful eyes.
I am looking for the right person not the right now person. my personality is amazing if you like to cry laughing.
telling me no won't hurt me.
I am special and know who I am, I feel you are too. smile and enjoy!!

"sniff" around

I really just wanted to tell you that you have the absolute, most beautiful nose that I have ever seen! Seriously, you could be a nose model! I used to take art classes and now I am always scrutinizing eyebrows, chins, ears. Not that I am a piece of art (more of a piece of work).

Anyway, I really liked your profile (nose joke!) and I would love to hear more about you and your adventures. So "sniff" around, feel free to be "nosy" and tell me what you think.

Thanks,
Twinkie

What would u like to chat about

Scrambled Egg: hello there.... lets chat... u seem like a nice person to become friends with...
Ardi-K: Thanks! How was your weekend?
Scrambled Egg: It was good. Urs? May I text you? Faster way to get to know each other
Ardi-K: Actually, I feel more comfortable right now just emailing.
Scrambled Egg: What would u like to chat about

Really?!?  This oddly feels like a first date (blind date) I had where the guy picked me up and then asked me where I wanted to go for dinner - AFTER I got in the car.  


**sigh**

Do You work out?

Hi There! I am: Lettuce, Ok, I'm not following your use of sentence structure... but keep going... I am a Sovereign, LDS! Not sure what this means... but keep going... I like Your profile, and you are VERY Pretty! Your eyes totally own me! :-)  Wait, you forgot a space before this line... I would love to get to know you! I am wondering, What gives you the most fulfillment in life? Do You work out? What are You looking for in a Man? What are Your Hopes and Dreams? Please feel free to ask me anything! I hope to hear from You soon! Love, Lettuce, :-) PS: Your smile makes ME smile! :-) Dear Lettuce, The style like Haiku Looking for patterns in the structure My head shakes in wonder Mother Nature is laughing Love, Ardi-K

It was so rude of me

Sauerkraut: Hey I just wanted you to know how rude it was of me to even try to make your acquaintance It was so rude of me to even think that I could be your friend For this I am truly deeply honestly sorry

Will you ever forgive me 


Dearest Sauerkraut,
What the ????  I don't typically swear but it is guys like you that make me want to.  I searched through my inbox 5 times to see if I've received any other correspondence from you.  I'm afraid I have to report that you've never emailed me in the past.  But, you've just confirmed for me that we will probably never be friends.  If you feel that every girl you email (if you do email) will fall in love with you and immediately email you back, you are sadly mistaken.  Sauerkraut, the email you DID send me WAS rude.


Confused but saved from one more email I need to write,
Ardi-K